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What Not to Write
April 09, 1998
A colleague on a listserv passed along a little chuckle last week. We wrote for permission to use it, but learned that it wasn't hers.
She got it from a friend who found it on another listserv who had received it from another friend on yet another list serve. We really did make diligent efforts to track down the original source, but it seems to be one of those Kurt Vonnegut type things. Someone somewhere wrote it, but the name's been lost. It's a bit like those handouts your teachers used to circulate amongst themselves about the horribly written "please excuse my son, Jamie" notes; everyone's seen them, but no one knows who wrote it. So here goes, with all due apologies to the original one who compiled all these.
In any event, what follows are some examples of supposedly real statements made on resumes.
How not to use the spell-checker:
And here are examples of why it might be a good idea to have a friend read your stuff before you send it out:
People say the darndest things. We did get a delightful chuckle out of all this.
But wouldn't it be awful if the chuckle were at your expense?
Learn It Now
April 08, 1998
Delphi Internet offers a public service. A worthwhile service to job seekers.
No, they don't have job postings on this site. Instead, they have a glossary.
Yup. That's right. A glossary. Kind of like a dictionary. Specifically, it's an interactive glossary of Internet and World Wide Web terminology. Even more than that, it's an internet course in itself. Terms are linked to related terms, FAQs, and tutorials.
This is a terrific place to start your own learning -- to catch up to those high school kids turning down job offers left and right.
Then, once you know your terms, take a look at Geocities where you can get a free homepage. Take advantage of it.
Learn a bit of HTML (see our 11/3 column for some sources.) Add a little design know-how. In other words, show your skills in practice. Advertise yourself.
You don't need to make this page into a resume, but you should think of it as a virtual resume-- a portfolio if you will. Something that demonstrates in actuality what you can do.
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